{"id":1196,"date":"2010-01-07T16:36:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T08:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/?p=1196"},"modified":"2010-02-14T17:58:35","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T09:58:35","slug":"completement-fou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/?p=1196","title":{"rendered":"Compl\u00c3\u00a8tement fou &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If anyone ever had the chance to or was contemplating moving to China &#8211; I&#8217;d say: do it! It has such entertainment value.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re lucky, every day can be a mini adventure &#8211; or perhaps it&#8217;s just me!? No seriously &#8211; no other country I&#8217;ve visited or lived in, so far, has been as diverting as China. Take today for example. We were innocently wandering the streets of Ningbo trying to find a quiet place to work at (the perks of the job) when, without <i>any<\/i> warning, these signs suddenly appeared before us, all nicely arranged in a row, one after the other &#8230; Hysterical laughter followed &#8230; (for extra points &#8211; can you spot the non hysterical originals?):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02126.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02126-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" alt=\"DSC02126\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02155.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02155-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"132\" alt=\"DSC02155\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02156.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02156-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"132\" alt=\"DSC02156\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02129.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02129-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" alt=\"DSC02129\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02127.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02127-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" alt=\"DSC02127\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02128.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02128-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" alt=\"DSC02128\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I tried to find originals for all the fake signs, as comparisons, but got distracted by other equally comical brand names whilst doing so. Such as for example &#8216;<i>Lui Chantant&#8217;<\/i> or &#8216;<i>Singing Lui&#8217;<\/i> for those french speakers among you, and an anagram of Crocodile or of what might come out as Crocodile if you pronounced it in a chinese fashion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02138.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02138-tm.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"133\" alt=\"DSC02138\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02157.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattisonthompson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC02157-tm.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"225\" alt=\"DSC02157\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now if that&#8217;s not reason enough to come and explore this place, I don&#8217;t know what is! That much entertainment in one day &#8230; phew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If anyone ever had the chance to or was contemplating moving to China &#8211; I&#8217;d say: do it! 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